Away in a mansion,
With a four poster bed;
The Lord Mayor and Mayoress,
Have Z/Yen in their heads.
The stars in the Z/Yen team,
Are a right hungry bunch;
So the Lord Mayor & Mayoress,
Have them round theirs for lunch.
META-VERSES
In the Lord Mayor’s Show,
Was a virtual open sleigh;
Scan a QR code,
Sense it slide away.
With capacity,
To visit London’s sights;
Track it with Veracity,
Which Z/Yen designed – alright?
META-CHORUS
Ah,
Mansion House, Mansion House, Mansion House today,
Oh what fun it is for Z/Yen to lunch the mayoral way;
Hey,
Mansion House, Mansion House, Mansion House, a treat,
What a trek it was for Z/Yen from 1 King William Street.
RECITATIVE
You know Sasha, Jacopo, two Bens & Bikash,
Juliet, Charlotte, Mike, Ian, (dash-dash-dash…)
But do you recall, the most mayoral Z/Yen folk of all?
SONG
Michael the red-robed Lord Mayor
Had a very shiny chain
Lisbeth was green and jealous
As Michael wore it in the…bath…main.
All of the other Z/Yen folk
Held an urgent staff meeting
Because the mayoral couple,
Had a council flat with duff heating.
So come chilly Christmas time,
Z/Yen came round to say,
“Michael with your dodgy heater,
Here’s a shilling for the meter”
Then all the Z/Yen folk partied
And they shouted out with glee
Michael The Red-Robed Lord Mayor
Will go up a few degrees!